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Once upon a time there was a blog. It was not a very big blog nor was it too small. The blog was run by a rather strange individual by the name of Asparagus. She dedicated her life to the art of rebloging in search of the fabled creatures known as followers who to shared her interests.
This is her tale...

nerdyworld:

This will never get old

tennants-hair:

when i find myself in times of trouble

the 12th doctor comes to me

speaking words of wisdom

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didgeridood:

after watching anaconda

didgeridood:

after watching anaconda

baiosbootybutt:

Very insightful, thank you

baiosbootybutt:

Very insightful, thank you

meladoodle:

my therapist once told me that i have this obsession with seeking revenge… we’ll see about that

30-space-chickens-go:

Possibly one of the best characters to ever be on TV

freshest-tittymilk:

portraits-of-america:

     “I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’”  
Bethlehem, PA
 

Thats mildly hilarious

freshest-tittymilk:

portraits-of-america:

     “I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’” 

Bethlehem, PA

 

Thats mildly hilarious

oreosvevo:

when you get caught taking food without permission

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